Thank you Saint Expedite!

by Sara Gran

Thank you Saint Expedite!

Saint Expedite may or not be a “real” Catholic saint–I have heard differing opinions and, not being Catholic, I don’t really care. He is, though, a strong, powerful folk saint in charge of getting things done! Expedite can help with communication, miscommunication, lost checks, broken electronics, money fixes, and fixing tricky situations. When the check is lost in the mail, the car is in the shop, the landlord is at the door, the contract is still at the lawyer’s, and no one is returning your (polite and grateful, of course!) calls for help, it is time to ask the wonderful and honorable St. Expedite for help!  St. Expedite is related to Hermes and Mercury in the Greek and Roman pantheons–think of quicksilver, communications, carrying messages back and forth from us humans to the folks upstairs. He is also related to Papa Legba and Elegua in the Afro-Carribean pantheon, and often serves as a symbol of them (prohibited from practicing their own religions, West Africans in the Americas often hid their deities behind the Catholic saints of their oppressors). Like Legba and Elegua, Expedite is in charge at the crossroads, at thresholds, at places that are betwixt and between. Elegua is known for his tricksterish, child-like qualities–when it seems like the world is playing a trick on you, this may be the energy you need to acknowledge! And via the Mercury link, he can help with any and all problems related to Mercury Retrograde. Saint Expedite is also linked to the Hindu god Ganesha,the god with the elephant head, as they share the ability to remove obstacles and clear the road ahead.

Around the internet you can find a million different ways to ask this kind and generous saint for help. Here’s a nondenominational, eclectic, suggestion:

  1. Buy, print, or draw a representation of Saint Expedite or one of his allies–Elegua or Hermes, for example. Set up the image someplace with space to burn a candle and put a few little gifts. I have a computer-printed image taped above a bookshelf, and use the top of the shelf for his offerings. You can also find his candle at a botanica or drugstore and use that.
  2. Give him some nice stuff! He and his team like red candles, red flowers, a clean glass of cool water, dimes, keys, candy, and toys. Elegua’s number is three, so I made my gifts in threes.
  3. Make your sincere request. There are plenty of formal prayers to Saint Expedite out there. I think a moment of quiet and a sincere request for help in your own language is as good as it gets. And it can’t hurt to ask three times, while you burn a red candle. Tell Saint Expedite exactly what you will pay him when he comes through for you. He generally likes rum and Sara Lee pound cake as payment, although who knows what he’ll ask for–try to listen, and not only speak, and maybe he will tell you. But be clear on the terms of your deal, whatever that deal may be.
  4. Keep your red candle lit (as is safe and practical) and keep his altar fresh and well-stocked–but don’t give him payment until you get what you want! In between your request and its fulfillment you can rest easy because Saint Expedite is handling it. If you start to worry or fret, just tell yourself, “It’s in Expedite’s hand, and he is already solving it.”
  5. When you receive your request, give Expedite his pound cake, rum, or whatever else you promised. If you didn’t get it, don’t. But if you’re not sure (a half-way type situation), give him the promised payment. They say if you don’t pay Expedite, he will take back what he gave and maybe more, as well. Better safe than sorry,and pound cake is cheap!
    Veve for the Voodoo Loa named (Papa) Legba

    Image via Wikipedia

  6. I recommend you keep your altar going, keep it fresh and nice and stocked with water, flowers, and maybe an occasional gift of toys, rum, or whatever feels right. That way, the next time you need his help, you are already on good terms and ready to go.
  7. MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL is, as with St. Jude, you must publicly thank St. Expedite when you get your wish! For bonus points you may provide instruction, as I have, in how others may seek his help. (You may, with attribution, reprint this post.)

7 Comments to “Thank you Saint Expedite!”

  1. St. Expedite, St. Expedite! Is he known as a special aficionado of rum? Will gin do? Is there anything one SHOULDN’T do to avoid his wrath or potentially tricksterish ways? Is it true he is the patron saint of schoolboys? I have so many questions!
    Also, why the crushed crow under his foot?

  2. No, no gin! I don’t know what would happen but I don’t think it would be good! Rum and Sara Lee poundcake! Although maybe that’s the Afro-Caribbean connection, me having been introduced to him through those cultures–maybe if you were talking to someone who’d background was more, say, italian, they might have another cocktail option. He’s big in New Orleans, where they have this myth that he’s not a real saint, but a statue that arrived one day in a box marked “expedite,” so that’s what they named him. This is, obviously, not a true story.

    I think the crow is procrastination–St. Expedite also will help if you have a problem with procrastination (which you don’t, but perhaps other readers will benefit (like me.)). Anything one SHOULDN’T do–boy, I wish I knew, other than don’t ignore him! I tried that for 39 years and it wasn’t getting me anywhere. Even if you’re not into working directly with the saints you could, say, make a commitment to honor that liminal/betwixt &between/crossroads energy in your life by staying more organized and paying closer attention to transitions (like following through to make sure the money makes it from the check to the bank to your hands instead of just hoping it will all work out) and communication.

    And I don’t know about the schoolboys! We will have to find one and interrogate him…

  3. So I may have been completely wrong about the gin. I was reading this book about Haitian Voudou and they were offering GIN to Papa Legba, who is in some ways related to Expedite (or so I’ve read–I am no expert on either!)! So you are off to an auspicious start in your relationship!

  4. Thank you St. Expedite for saving my laptop.

  5. Thank you St. Expedite for your blessings and all that you have done for me. I honor you with love. Thank you!

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